02894cam a2200349 4500 537815921 TxAuBib 20210920120000.0 ||||||s2013||||||||||||||||||||||||und|u 9780989496018 0989496015 B00EYMXM2I Amazon 5c878242-879f-4f8c-8fe2-ff396ef91fed OverDrive (Reserve ID) SW00000353983 SW00000353983 1658048 OverDrive (Product ID) TxAuBib Peterman, Robyn. Fashionably Dead [Libby eBook]. Robyn Peterman, 2013. Format: OverDrive Adobe EPUB eBook, Filesize: 649kB. Format: OverDrive OverDrive Read. Format: OverDrive Kindle Book. HTML:<p>Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist.</p> <p>At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?</p> <p>Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I'm stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who's teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.</p> <p>To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan's underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it's possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn't on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I'm his, it's easier said than done. Like THAT'S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I'm some sort of Chosen One.</p> <p>Holy Hell, if I'm in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.</p> <ul> <li>****</li> </ul> <p>"Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun! No one delivers side-splitting humor and mouth-watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman. This is entertainment at its absolute finest!" ~Darynda Jones, NY Times Bestselling Author of the Charley Davidson Series</p>. Fantasy. Fiction. Romance. Media Type: eBook. Importer Version: 2014-01-08.01 Import Date: 2021-11-16 20:00:03. https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=5c878242-879f-4f8c-8fe2-ff396ef91fed&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Adobe EPUB eBook) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=5c878242-879f-4f8c-8fe2-ff396ef91fed&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (Kindle Book) https://samples.overdrive.com/?crid=5c878242-879f-4f8c-8fe2-ff396ef91fed&.epub-sample.overdrive.com Excerpt (OverDrive Read)